Why I Should Be Prime Minister...

Its pretty simple why I should be Prime Minister...I only need 10 reasons...

1 - I would make Summit confirm a Premiere Date for Eclipse in the Uk

2 - I'd make Rob and Kristen Tell us what the fuck is going on.

3 - I'd make McDonalds serve breakfast ALL DAY

4 - All Dogs MUST be called Jacob or Taylor

5 - I'd have Justin Beiber Killed

6 - Shakespeare OUT in school....FanFiction IN!

7 - I'd take Robs passport off him..and those horrible fucking Adidas Trainers he seems attached to! Oh and his clothes aswell!

8 - May 13th would be a national Holiday! Fuck Christmas..This is the day a Real Saviour was born!

9 - ALL work Uniforms would have to have a Picture of Robert Pattinson on there somewhere

10 - ALL men would have to take lessons from robert Pattinson on 'how to be the dogs bollox in bed..' With me and Rob doing ALOT of demo's. If they Fail they get Publicly Whipped By Fifty Shades (RPatz!)

So you see there's really no better candidate than me!

VOTE KEOGIRL.....YOU KNOW IT MAKES SENSE!

Why 2010 Is A Kick Ass Year!

Just a short note to tell you all why I think 2010 is a kick ass year!

irst We had The Bafta's....granted Rob wasn't on the carpet for a long time But he still rocked it, and Me for that Matter!

Then there was the Amazing Remember Me premiere! Which me and @jenbirtles were lucky enough to attend! Check out our Pic from the Red Carpet.....

Now we have Eclipse to look Forward to In June/July....The Runaways being screened In the UK at some point over the summer and maybe...just maybe, If were lucky we might just get to see the Sex-a-thon that is Bel Ami in December.....Fingers, toes, Eyelashes, Pubes...everything Crossed! Heres a little summat summat to wet your appetite!

So on that Note....I CAN'T FUCKING WAIT FOR THE REST OF THE YEAR TO GET GOING!