FanFic Rec's

So Its been a looonnngggg while since I last gave you guys a shit ton of Fanfic's to read...I've been researching for you! LOL! So I'm gonna cut the crap and Get straight to it....Enjoy and don't forget to let me know what you think on twitter!

At Summers End: Bella, a self-declared bookworm, is looking to broaden her horizons before college. Add in a lake house, her two best friends, some character building and a certain green-eyed man. AH, OOC, mature themes.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6116026/1/

Catching Spiders: What if that first crush of your youth followed you? Haunted you? Broke you? What if it was broken too? "Hold out your hand. Come back to me..." E/B AH Canon Couples. Angsty.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5809949/1/

Evading Edward: Bella's first encounter with Edward instantly leads to a mutual dislike. She is the new girl in town that has attracted more than one admirer and he's the boy who usually gets what he wants. So how will one evade when the other is set to conquer? AH

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5399084/1/

For The Summer: Every year Bella waits for the 'Pay Checks' to roll into her sleepy river town and every year Edward's hers, just for the summer. AH, AU, OOC, B/E

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5934882/1/

Hit By Destiny: Bella wants to die, and almost gets her wish fulfilled when she gets hit by a shiny Volvo. She is left with serious injuries, and the only thing keeping her from dying is the person who hit her. AH, OOC, rated M for dark themes and lemons.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5463682/1/

Incubus Anomaly: Incubus: a sex demon that visits women in the deep dark of the night. Edward relies on his special gifts to consume his prey. What happens when he meets the one woman immune to his unique abilities? M for dark lemons and dark themes

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5544988/1/

Last Tango In Forks: Bella Swan has spent a lifetime putting everyone else's needs before her own. Could a chance encounter with a mysterious stranger begin to change all of that? AU/AH

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5918985/1/

Lets Get Physical: The Goal: Lose 70lbs. The Prize: One steamy night w/ her personal trainer. When Bella is left by her husband for her weight, she is determined to lose it with the help of personal trainer Edward Masen. What starts off as payback ends up as so much more.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6063965/1/

Love In My Box: Bella's an intellectual free spirit and Edward is a reserved, slightly geeky med student. They have a brief, but intense encounter on Sp Brk in Miami. Can they find true love through emails? There will be lemons and laughs. Look who's writing this!

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5782455/1/

Major Misconduct: Edward Cullen - hot high school hockey player. Bella Swan - shy high school student. They've admired each other from afar, so what happens when they finally meet? Will they be strong enough to handle a threat from his past? No good deed goes unpunished...

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5821543/1/

Shared Lips: Bella falls pregnant by a womanizing Edward and He wants nothing to do with her or the baby. At least he doesn't think he does, but actions speak louder than words. A story about the beauty and pain of love.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5863664/1/

Strings: Bella Swan just wants to be on her own as every relationship has strings attached. Will Edward Cullen be the one to get through to her and cut the strings tying her down? AH. BxE. Canon Pairings. Rated M for future chapters.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5683107/1/

Summer Of Salt: The heat wave lingers. Sweet, savory and slick. Jasper, Rose and I wade through the humid days, content in our relative isolation. We spend June through August at our family lake property, and this summer is like any other. Until it's not.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5589694/1/

Ugly: "They say beauty is only skin deep. Well, I'm not sure about that." A woman who sees the world in perfection and imperfection, and the man who cannot see either find have more in common than they could have believed.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5965192/1/

The Harder They Fall: Bella Swan had big dreams. When her life takes a sad turn she is forced to do whatever she can just to keep her head above water. Edward Cullen's life is perfect. Well, almost. Perhaps these two can help each other out in an unorthodox way.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5257177/1/

Doctors Orders: Nurse Swan vows to never date a doctor, presuming them all to be egotistical jerks. But will she change her mind when she starts a new job and meets the handsome Dr. Cullen, or will his advances only strengthen her resolve? AH, OOC, Rated M

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6107382/1/

Angel eyes: When Edward first sees Bella, he never suspects that she is different, that she is blind. This is a story of differences, overcoming obstacles, rebuilding relationships, loss and above all; finding love.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5321508/1/

And there you have it.......As always let me know which ones you liked! Im gonna go find some more now.....

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8 Day's Baby.....8 effing Day's!

I don't know if you guys are aware but there's a little summat summat going down in Leicester Square on the 1st July.....For those of you who aren't aware its the ECLIPSE UK GALA PREMIERE BABY!

Im just putting this little post out there for those of you who will be attending!

Im super effing excited....so excited in fact that I'm gonna make some marshmallow thing with @jenbirtles to bring with me....(I do NOT know how to bake)

I Plan on bringing lots of goodies to get us all through the Night...And I can Promise you all.......NONE of the fuckary that is currently taking place in the LA Premier Line will be happening down in Leicester Square! If you plan on pushing in front of all of us who have queued through the night, then for your own safety and well being....I suggest you stay at home!

We will also be celebrating @jenbirtles University Degree results, @CaseyDavoren A Level Results and Belated Birthday Celebrations For @KerryCherryPops and @Veawen....If I've missed any Celebration Let me know on twitter so I can get More WINE! lol!

Can't wait to see you all.....

Mucho's Love

Keogirl

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Eclipse Premiere...whagwarn?!

So....I wanna know what everyone's plans are for the Premiere!? I plan on going down the day before and camping out overnight with my crew....Ive had a look on a lot of Premiere Forums and chat rooms and it seems that ALOT of people are thinking along the same lines...Even though the Golden trio wont be in attendance!

I want Our crew to get the best spots so if ya'll can let me know who is coming down and at what time we can sort something out for those who cant camp overnight!

If you can't get down the night before try and get there as early as possible on the day of.....Just looking out for my beasties!

If you can't comment on this post just holla at me on twittier @keogirl

See you there ladies! Mwah

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Why I Should Be Prime Minister...

Its pretty simple why I should be Prime Minister...I only need 10 reasons...

1 - I would make Summit confirm a Premiere Date for Eclipse in the Uk

2 - I'd make Rob and Kristen Tell us what the fuck is going on.

3 - I'd make McDonalds serve breakfast ALL DAY

4 - All Dogs MUST be called Jacob or Taylor

5 - I'd have Justin Beiber Killed

6 - Shakespeare OUT in school....FanFiction IN!

7 - I'd take Robs passport off him..and those horrible fucking Adidas Trainers he seems attached to! Oh and his clothes aswell!

8 - May 13th would be a national Holiday! Fuck Christmas..This is the day a Real Saviour was born!

9 - ALL work Uniforms would have to have a Picture of Robert Pattinson on there somewhere

10 - ALL men would have to take lessons from robert Pattinson on 'how to be the dogs bollox in bed..' With me and Rob doing ALOT of demo's. If they Fail they get Publicly Whipped By Fifty Shades (RPatz!)

So you see there's really no better candidate than me!

VOTE KEOGIRL.....YOU KNOW IT MAKES SENSE!

Why 2010 Is A Kick Ass Year!

Just a short note to tell you all why I think 2010 is a kick ass year!

irst We had The Bafta's....granted Rob wasn't on the carpet for a long time But he still rocked it, and Me for that Matter!

Then there was the Amazing Remember Me premiere! Which me and @jenbirtles were lucky enough to attend! Check out our Pic from the Red Carpet.....

Now we have Eclipse to look Forward to In June/July....The Runaways being screened In the UK at some point over the summer and maybe...just maybe, If were lucky we might just get to see the Sex-a-thon that is Bel Ami in December.....Fingers, toes, Eyelashes, Pubes...everything Crossed! Heres a little summat summat to wet your appetite!

So on that Note....I CAN'T FUCKING WAIT FOR THE REST OF THE YEAR TO GET GOING!

Fanfic Rec's....Keogirl's Fave!

So as I read more fics than anyone I thought i'd put my fave's list on here for all to see! Enjoy..And make sure you let me know what you think if you read any of them on my twitter...@keogirl.....See you down below!

A Betting man - Edward makes a bet with Bella's ex, James, that he can bed her. Bella learns of the bet through a friend and decides to string Edward along for a bit and subsequently land herself a hot date for her friend's wedding. Things soon get very interesting...(in Progress)

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5568348/1/

A Rough Start - Overnight irresponsible Edward goes from bachelor to father of a 5 yr old. Meanwhile responsible, prepared Bella begins her first job as Kindergarten teacher at Forks Elementary. When irresponsible meets the epitome of responsible, sparks will fly! (In Progress)

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5319052/1/

A Woman Scored - Bella is betrayed by her husband. She writes a book based on the plan for revenge she wishes she could enact against her ex and his lover. How will Edward react when he sees Bella again and realizes that he's the inspiration behind the best-selling book? (In Progress)

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5487972/1/

Age Of Consent - Bella's summer internship turns interesting when Charlie arranges for Edward to drive her to and from the courthouse. As they talk and get to know each other, the sexual attraction Bella feels from the beginning evolves into something more. (Complete)

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5117293/1/

All Cried Out - Bella and Edward are happily married, or so Bella thought. What will happen when Bella discovers that Edward is cheating on her? Rated M for language. (Complete)

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5439719/1/

An Introduction To Swirl And Daisy - A first kiss, a first dance, a first curse word shared between best friends. This is the tale of a boring young geek and the social pariah who thought the world of him. A tale of growing up. A tale of a Non-Romantic Romance. (In Progress)

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5642262/1/

Angel Eyes - When Edward first sees Bella, he never suspects that she is different, that she is blind. This is a story of differences, overcoming obstacles, rebuilding relationships, loss and above all; finding love. (In Progress)

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5321508/1/

Bare - Winner of two Summer 2009 Indies. A beautifully plain girl writes the colors used to unravel a young prodigy of the brushstroke. What color are the eyes that see through the heart? Forest green and their rooted brown. (Complete)

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5115281/1/

Catching Spiders - What if that first crush of your youth followed you? Haunted you? Broke you? What if it was broken too? "Hold out your hand. Come back to me..." (In Progress)

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5809949/1/

Company Loves Misery - AH-Edward, current recovering alcoholic, former bully of Bella Swan, must make amends to the one person who refuses to give them. (In Progress)

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5577199/1/

Devil's Angel - My Harley, freedom and the women I have waiting for me up and down the California coast are my distractions, that was until my Beauty turned my world upside down (Complete)

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5404362/1/

Edward Wallbanger - Bella moves into a fantastic apartment building in San Francisco. Guess who lives next door? With walls this thin, the tension is gonna be thick...(In Progress)

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5072648/1/

Expectations and Other Moving Piece's - Everything I had done in my life seemed to lead up to this moment. The moment when I found myself bound inextricably to a man I didn’t love, trapped in a life I didn’t want. And if I left him, I would be entirely alone. (In Progress)

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5440859/1/

Facebook Friends - Bella is shocked when her sexy but standoffish lab partner, Edward, friends her on Facebook. Will Alice, convince her to accept Edward’s friend request? Or will she write it off as a prank of the conceited, spoiled rich kid she knows him to be? (In Progress)

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5334078/1/

Fourteen - High school is brutal. It's even worse when you're not a size two. Worse than that? Having a major crush on the biggest, hottest jerk in high school. Even worse than that? Being paired up with him for a science project. (Complete)

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5475912/1/

Freeze Frame - Successful Edward Cullen, once a high school geek in love with Bella Swan, discovers she is the new Playboy centerfold. Old feelings surface. Edward searches her out. Will she return his feelings? Is this love or unrequited lust? (In Progress)

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5487123/1/

Fumbling To Happiness - Bella is a single mom whose first grader, Rose, is being picked on by Emmett. When she meets and gets to know Emmett's dad, what she finds surprises her. Will be expanded eventually. (In Progress)

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5396301/1/

How My Life was Ruined In 14 Days - Bella has a plan. It’s a detailed plan for her whole life. But in her quest for perfection, she has skipped certain high school experiences. With graduation fast approaching, Bella concocts a new plan – a plan to lose her virginity (In Progress)

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5380400/1/

If you Could Read My Mind - Bella has moved back home to Forks. It's only a matter of time until she crosses paths with Edward Cullen, her former best friend and first love. They both thought that they had moved on... full of angst. All-human (Complete)

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5122919/1/

It Isn't Stalking If You Don't Get Caught - Edward, Emmett and Jasper travel across the border to meet starlets Bella, Alice and Rosalie at a fan convention. What antics will these fanboys come up with as they prepare to meet the girls of their dreams? (In Progress)

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5270723/1/

Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry - Bella is reunited with her childhood friend Alice under unlikely circumstances. When sparks fly between Bella and Alice's older brother, will she be able to resist? And what secrets is he hiding? Canon Couples (Complete)

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5060485/1/

Late Night Encounters - onely ER doc Edward Cullen goes online one night to relieve some tension, never expecting to find what was awaiting him. (In Progress)

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5253229/1/

Love In My Box - Bella's an intellectual free spirit and Edward is a reserved, slightly geeky med student. They have a brief, but intense encounter on Sp Brk in Miami. Can they find true love through emails? (In Progress)

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5782455/1/

Master Of The Universe - Bella Swan is drafted in to interview the reclusive enigmatic Edward Cullen, multi-millionaire CEO of his company. It's an encounter that will change her life irrevocably, leading her to dark realms of desire. (In Progress)

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5368782/1/

Well there you have it....Theres Plenty more to come, But you need to get through this little lot first! Have fun!

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It's my Blog and i'll say what I wanna...

So it's come to my attention that apparently Im not allowed an opinion on MY OWN twitter page...Sorry I must of missed the memo that said I couldn't speak my mind freely!? My bad!

I have been told a story and seen pictures that do not paint Mr Pattz in a great light...I will not post the pics and I will not tell the full story! You may think I am a hypocrite for planting the seed in your heads and then not telling you or showing you what I know, but I get sooo Fucking sick of seeing people get blasted on Twitter for having an opinion on Kristen Stewart and I just snapped! Sorry!

No one person in the world likes everyone, It's impossible and not in our nature! So it's Fine if you don't like Kristen Stewart, Most Twi-hards hate Nikki Reed for whatever reason, I however Quite like her..But I am not re-tweeting and Cyber Bullying anyone that has a bad word to say against her!

Ive been told by many tweeters who don't like Kristen that they are afraid to say anything on their OWN twitter page for fear of the backlash and losing Followers...How true that is after tonight!

You can choose what you want to believe, It's your mind, use it however you like! Just Don't think for one second its OK to Blast people who voice their Opinion, Everyone I work with thinks Robert Pattinson is a giant Douche bag and a shit actor! Fair Play, I don't agree but each to their Own!

People are way too rapped up in this Fandom! CHILL OUT! It's not real life, there are way more important things going on in the world then whether or not Rob and Kristen are Dating! Who really Cares that much!? Will it really make your life better if they are?! If that is the case then Im sorry but you really need to look at the bigger picture and get your head OUT of a Twilight book!

I am on twitter for a bit of fun, I Follow some really great people and have made some great friends through Twitter and The Twilght Fandom....But heres the Big thing.....Last summer when I started reading the Twilight Saga I had NO idea what I was letting myself in for, I wasn't aware that people were really this Obsessed with something fictional and would Bully you if you didn't think along the same lines as them, So in hind sight, Am I glad I read the Twilight Books and Entered this Fan World? Yes! Is it worth all the shit that comes along with it and the small handfull of Fans that are downright spiteful and nasty!? NO!

Im sure when Stephanie was writing the Books and the actors are making the movie they have NO idea what this Fandom is really like underneath it all! And I doubt very much if they would be impressed!

Im sorry if I've caused anyone any offence or disrespect but like I said Im entitled to my opinion and so are you....and this was mine!

I made a slideshow for you all! Enjoy x

Big Pattinson Porn Party!

Just a little preview for tonight....see you there!

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FanFic Rec's

For those of you out there that enjoy a fanfic or 2..then I have a couple of lists ready and waiting to send to you guys if you need them...just send me an email to hayley_keogh@hotmail.com and ill send you my lists.....

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BIG PATTINSON PORN PARTY!

Tonight on twitter we are having a HUGE Pattinson Porn Party! Make sure you come along and see whats going on...Don't forget to bring along your favourite pictures and movie quotes, interviews and anything else Rob related that will get our blood pumping!

See you there at 7:30pm....

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About Me....

Sooo.....As some of you may or may not know, Im a nutcase crazy bi-otch with alot to say. That being said I decided that it was about time I put my thoughts out there for the world to see! So this will really just be full of all my BS thoughts on all the important things in life...such as Twilight, Rob Pattinson and Kellan Lutz! Cause lets be honest there is NOTHING more important than that!

And If you want to see me BS my way through life in less than 140 characters then follow me on twitter @keogirl ......sooo here goes nothing!

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